WHO: your lazy ass self
WHAT: ordering food online. i.e.: GrubHub.com, Seamless.com, Delivery.com
WHEN: whenever, but especially necessary while laying in your bed after being sent home from work because you look like a pile of poo. AKA hungover.
WHERE: the INTERWEBZ
WHY: It was one of those days where I had the monster hangover of all hangovers. I decided that I needed NOODLES and I needed them now. The interwebz are a thing of glory. Entire menus online, with descriptions of delicious noodle-y items (and other types of cuisine), the ability to pay ahead of time with a credit card, and, the option to post your entire delivery order to Facebook to show your friends how much food you are about to shove into your pie hole. I declined to share this information.
HINT: The only downside is that you don't get an estimate on your delivery time. On the upside, you can sort your search results by 'Top Rated' (important, so you don't accidentally order from one of those greasy little Chinese restaurants that is named Chinese Restaurant.) and 'Open Now' (very important).
I give it:
/ 10
EIGHT OUT OF TEN HAPPY BRUCE FACES
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