WHO: Your freedom lovin' little self.
WHAT: VOTING IN THE GENERAL ELECTION.
WHEN: November 6th! Or sooner, by mail!
WHERE: In your mailbox the week of October 22nd! Paper ballots! We all get to vote in our underwear sitting on the couch! (Or if you haven't registered to vote yet via the interwebz, you can still register in person at the county elections department up until October 29.)
WHY: DON'T LIKE THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING?! MAYBE YOU SHOULD CAST A BALLOT! (Also people in countries where democracy is a relatively new thing actually take pride in their ability to freely vote. Maybe we should remember that and stop being so goddam lazy.)
HINT: Approve Referendum 74!!! Let everyone marry! Duh!!! Also vote YES on Initiative Measure 502 'cause it will make marijuana (in Washington State) legal, regulated and taxed which means pot for all and money for the budget! Yippeee!
(P.S. Check out the Stranger's cheat sheet if you know you're a liberal but are still being too goddam lazy to research what's on the ballot.)
I give it:
ONE BIG FAT PATRIOTIC CHARLIE DAY
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