Pieces Bar

WHO: your gay lovin' little self.
WHAT: Drag queens. Porn nights. Bingo nights. Karaoke. Drag queen porn bingo nights with a high chance of karaoke. Lots o' gay stuff. And booze.
WHEN:  Pretty much any time you're feeling too straight. Happy hour starts at 2 pm during weekdays and Sunday they feature an all-day 'liquid brunch,' which means you can down Bloody Marys and mimosas for three bucks a pop.
WHERE: Christopher Street and GAY STREET in the Village. Yep.
WHY: Because sometimes, even though you are a painfully nerdy straight girl with glasses, who is mostly terrified of talking to men, and whose most recent footwear purchase was a pair of ORTHOPEDIC SHOES (true story), and whose idea of a fashionable outfit is some leggings that don't have a whole in the crotch and possibly a large sweatshirt with a horse and/or a cat on it; well, sometimes, you just want to go someplace sparkly and full of half naked men and drag queens and get your mother-effing FAG HAG on.

HINT: Bingo on Sunday night, hosted by the amazing drag queen Vodka Stinger, who will encourage you to down those $3 Bloody Marys and play bingo till the wee hours, whereupon suddenly you find yourself at 4am, wasted, in a gaggle of gay boys, talking about your cat. True story.

I give it:

/ 10

SEVEN OUT OF TEN HAPPY BRUCE FACES