In Mormon law, or whatever, Mormons can 'baptize' for the dead. They basically claim non-Mormons who have been dead for years, or even centuries, and 'claim' them for their own religion. They say that these individuals never got the chance to choose the Church of Latter-day Saints while alive, so living members of this church are choosing it for them post-mortum. Weird.
So, to thank all these generous Mormons for sharing something that people didn't have a choice in, we can now give the gift of homosexuality to dead Mormons! This website lets you type in your favorite dead missionary and 'converts' them to the way of the rainbow! Also, if you can't choose between the tens of thousands of dead Latter-day Saints, the website will choose a stiff from the Mormom geneological database. Just press Convert and your Mormon will be gay parading in Heaven in no time!
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